Sunday 14 July 2013

Okay, I'm a little worried now. I spent the weekend asking around and apparently no one died in the fire. I know i saw the woman, but who was she? Meh, fuck if I know. In other news, there have been a bunch of murders recently, really brutal killings. I saw a picture of one of the victims and it was pretty grisly. One of the murders happened next door to me. I'm not worried at all though. No way i'm next...

I'm terrified.

Thursday 11 July 2013

Posting this from home. Turns out it was a real fire, albiet a really weird one. It wasn't even reacting to the water the firefighters used, just evaporating it before it got near. I'm not an expert on fire but I've never heard of that happening before. It didn't seem to be spreading much at least, so the school might not burn down.
I saw a woman in the fire, guessing she was a teacher. It was pretty disturbing, seeing someone burn like that. I'm gonna see if I can find out who she was.
Aaaaaand Fire alarm just went off. Wonder if it's a drill. Hopefully it's not and I can end this idiotic day.
While at school it occured to me that i should probably actually tell you who the fuck i am.
My name is Daniel Page, 16 year old grumpy nerd Extraordinaire. I have brown hair (although it looks black most of the time) that apparently looks like Hitler's Do. If this sentence hasn't told you I need  new friends, then let me tell you I need new friends. I'm pretty short and wear fancy shirts a lot. You know know who I am, Internet. Aren't you lucky?
Hello Internets! Welcome to my blog. wow that intro sucked.
Anyway, woke up this morning and decided to make a blog because i'm bored. Now i actually have to post stuff. This is just a quick intro post before I go to school. You never know, something interesting might actually happen today.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NOT  BLOODY LIKELY.

So yeah. Bye.